Alien Resurrection Movie Review

Proving that no matter how bad an idea, if someone in a suit thinks a character is absolutely necessary for a franchise, even killing them off isn't good enough to prevent them from insisting they be used. Thus, we got Alien (blog) Resurrection, where bringing the Xenomorph back from extinction honestly took a backseat (blog) to getting Mrs. Weaver

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Mothra Movie Review

What happened at the end of The One? What was in the box? Where have I gone? Eh, that can wait. First, we must review the Kaiju classic, Mothra! Based on The Luminous Fairies and Mothra, this particular entry in the genre has been remembered through the years despite not being a guy in a lizard suit or evil. (blog post) However, how does the origin

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The Children Movie Review

A 2008 Christmastime horror movie, The Children is what you would expect. A tale of murderous things noted by what follows "The" in the title. Yes, that's right - killer children! This concept sounds like it would be stupid camp, but actually this English film plays the concept a lot more funny movies seriously than that. However, does it succeed i

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